Funny sms; 9386 messages
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
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Blackmailing In New Style=
Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,
To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K
"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
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"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
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Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.
Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi
Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
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Some Interesting Oneliners:
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
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Are You Fluent In English .?
Read It Fast . . .
Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
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Muhabat Ho Jaye
Ya
Machar Kaaten
Anjam 1 Hi Hy.
What?
Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
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1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha
LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?
BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho
" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "
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Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
318 chars (2 sms)
Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...
Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
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Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..
Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..
Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..
Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein..
261 chars (2 sms)
A public Service Msg
Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .
Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !
"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
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Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,
To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta
Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,
Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
163 chars (2 sms)
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen
Pesh Ha
''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
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